kid, you know i don't smell. i just wear the garlic cloves and wolf blood for PROTECTION!
goldfish, it's gotten to the point where i try to give them back to people who give them to me. i'll say shit like, "oh, no! i already have this one!" but it still doesn't work because shitty bath sets are like fingerprints and EVERY ONE IS UNIQUE.
weissy, that is the smartest thing i have ever heard. but do you think the toxic burning plastic fumes will hurt me? or will they hurt me in a fun lsd sorta way?
just, i think i'm just going to start using my shitty bath sets as weapons. also, i'll use them to break in to cars. i'm not sure how just yet, but i'll prototype that tonight...
woody, i'm not going to lie, i'm digging the loofah. it's a really nice loofah. it even has a suction cup on it so i can stick it on the wall. it's a pretty opulent loofah, in terms of loofahs.
bird, the problem with regifting is that i'd actually have to touch people to give them this. or i guess not really. i could leave them on doorsteps. like little bombs. little shitty bath set bombs. THE WORST BOMBS IN THE WORLD.
Ha precisely. I always get a little sad when I get a bath set. it's like, awww you don't really know who i am at all do you. which then you're wondering why they even bothered to give you a gift int he first place.
maybe its because you smell? :P
ReplyDeleteI have about ten of these shoved in the back of my closet. They never seem to die.
ReplyDeleteUSE IT AS KINDLE WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF DOLLAR BILLS TO BURN
ReplyDeleteREGIFT!!!! Who is gonna know!!?? Too fricken funny.......
ReplyDeleteI think you secretly love it.
ReplyDeleteI second the regift. Think of all the money you'll save not being generous towards someone else.
ReplyDeletekid, you know i don't smell. i just wear the garlic cloves and wolf blood for PROTECTION!
ReplyDeletegoldfish, it's gotten to the point where i try to give them back to people who give them to me. i'll say shit like, "oh, no! i already have this one!" but it still doesn't work because shitty bath sets are like fingerprints and EVERY ONE IS UNIQUE.
weissy, that is the smartest thing i have ever heard. but do you think the toxic burning plastic fumes will hurt me? or will they hurt me in a fun lsd sorta way?
just, i think i'm just going to start using my shitty bath sets as weapons. also, i'll use them to break in to cars. i'm not sure how just yet, but i'll prototype that tonight...
woody, i'm not going to lie, i'm digging the loofah. it's a really nice loofah. it even has a suction cup on it so i can stick it on the wall. it's a pretty opulent loofah, in terms of loofahs.
bird, the problem with regifting is that i'd actually have to touch people to give them this. or i guess not really. i could leave them on doorsteps. like little bombs. little shitty bath set bombs. THE WORST BOMBS IN THE WORLD.
Ha precisely. I always get a little sad when I get a bath set. it's like, awww you don't really know who i am at all do you. which then you're wondering why they even bothered to give you a gift int he first place.
ReplyDeleteps my favorite part of that was "typical"