You're all super stoked about the Devil's birthday, coming up on October 31st.
Not going to lie. I TOTALLY AM TOO.
But what are you going to dress up as? Are you going to go to Spirit, a.k.a. the Wal-Mart of Halloween super centers?
Mmmmm... CAPITALISM.
The correct answer is NO! No you will most certainly NOT be going to the Wal-Mart of Halloween super centers! You are one of the few, the proud, the 89 FOLLOWERS that hate EVERYTHING!!!
So here are a few ideas for Halloween costumes that don't include "slutty bumblebee".
UNREALISTIC. COME ON.
An idea I had was to dress up like the country of Greece.
This is a good costume if you're kinda political and you want to feel smarter than the slutty bee.
But if you want to get laid, here's a better version for you...
I went more for the Greek protester approach in the sex kitten version.
You could also dress up like Netflix.
This is the legit version.
This is the version you'll want to wear if you want to find a husband.
One of my favorite ideas for a costume is to go as a piece of satellite debris. More specifically, that satellite that fell from space a little while ago that no one could predict where it would land. So that way, you don't have to tell anyone if you're coming to their party or not because YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'LL LAND. You can also pick up the chicks by saying, "There's a 1 in 3200 chance that I'll land on you TONIGHT."
Here's the realistic version.
This is the SKANK version. Pick your poison.
I hope that I've inspired you to go as something cool for Halloween. But, hey, if you want to go as SPAM, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
Luce
P.S. Tell me what you're going to be!
LOL
ReplyDeleteYou do realise that reading this it sounds as if you actually might not hate Halloween.
My friend has a four year old who, whatever game she is playing, always manages to work it so that she's a princess. They are having a halloween party and we were talking about fancy dress. I asked her if she was going to be a ghost or a witch (that's the 'theme') she said "no, I'm going to be a dead princess".
I'm going dressed up as "guy who stays in and avoids people because they are ridiculously fucking stupid on Halloween." My costume will be awesome.
ReplyDeletemy bf got me an elvira costume this year, to satisfy some horny teenage fantasy. i can't wait!
ReplyDeleteI'm going as "Naked guy who yells CUNT" wish me luck!
ReplyDeleteGreat ideas, all!
ReplyDeleteMany people look for Halloween costume ideas, but I have put together a list of fun things to do with your Halloween costumes even after October 31st. They will mostly involve annoying/offending others. http://www.ragingwisdom.com/?p=373 If you have your own funny ideas I would love to hear them.
a dead princess, you say? that totally beats my neighbor's kid. she's going to be a "zombie prom queen", which brings up an interesting point. so when the zombie apocalypse comes, i think i'll just dress up like a prom queen for shock value!
ReplyDeletemax, your costume is my favorite costume YET! post some pictures. but don't take them in your bathroom.
hahahahaha kage, goin' retro with some ELVIRA!
rafa, that's what i was going to be too! you stick to the streets, and i'll stake out the grocery stores. that way we can cover more territory and get our message out!
Lol! sweety, who hurt you :)
ReplyDeletebuut i have got to agree. Besides, these slutty bees dress up everyday, not just Halloween. Except, they dress up as slutty people
We don't really do halloween in Australia but we do have fancy dress parties. These are parties where you turn up in costume and you feel like a dick because you're the only one dressed up. Last time I went as a teabag. I had a tea tag on a string tied around my neck so I take it off if I was the only one
ReplyDeleteI actually liked the slutty bumblebee lol. Instead, I was slutty Wonder Woman! I was a superhero...a slutty one, but a superhero, nonetheless! lol
ReplyDeleteI went as my car for halloween. This might have been a somewhat ordinary costume were it not for the fact that my car has a carstache that I was able to attach to my own body.
ReplyDeleteMy car:
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/305174_2492824647127_1448127861_2976033_1913836636_n.jpg
janey, how right you are!
ReplyDeletegreg, that happens to me EVERY time! i went to a concert where i was tolds to dress up and i was literally the ONLY one. so i was the only person dressed up as satellite debris. RIGHTEOUS.
myli, at least you weren't a slutty animal! i give you props for that.
hahahaha a carstache?? that is one of the most GLORIOUS things i have ever seen! carstache kicks carantler's ASS!!!