As you can see, it took me a REALLY long time and it's extremely well-done.
Also, I have something I'd like to share. Yesterday I was browsing the "Missed Connections" ads on Craigslist (one of my favorite things to do, along with switching peoples' doormats in my neighborhood,) and I found a post entitled "I Know You Saw Me" which goes a little something like this....
"I was walking my komodo dragon in Acacia Park on Wednesday when I saw you washing your dog in Uncle Wilburs Fountain. I like your rebellious style. We locked eyes for a moment but when I tried to talk to you a school bus full of disadvantaged children from wyoming pulled up and obscured my view. When it finally moved, you were gone and I was left alone... again. Please email me if you remember me, I miss you... "
I think I've met my SOUL MATE. After we get married (and WE WILL), you're all invited to the reception in my POTHOLE.
Let's see what mind-numbingly repulsive things this week brings to us, shall we?
Lucy
It has brought old people who don't know shit to my door... they aren't stupid goddamnit, they just prefer to be helpless.
ReplyDeleteThis hurts, I assumed we were SOUL MATES.. ;p
I'm mesmerized. I think it's extremely well-done, which coincidentally is the only way you can get your meat cooked in hell. And you should reply. Komodo dragons are always in the care of perfect gentlemen. I'm not jealous, no way...
ReplyDeletethis shit makes me laugh every time!
ReplyDeletenice product placement of friday's spimmich artichokehold glop!
fucking keanu and i share a birthday.
purely useless info, i know.
you're damn RIGHT we're soulmates! komodo dragons come and go, but this lasts FOREVER!
ReplyDeletescott, i'm glad that you appreciate my fine handiwork! and let me tell you something: if you want to be a ladykiller, get KOMODO-ED.
hahahahaha you share a birthday with KEANU?! i think that makes you a celebrity! with that kind of power you can totally get sponsorship from TGI Friday's and market their Spinach and Artichoke Cheese Dip! do you know how powerful this makes you?