Mozart for Dogs/My Grandmother

Due to some issues, my latest post on Hungry Hippos is GONE! Gone like Punxsutawney Phil's short-lived annual fame. Gone like any hope Two and a Half Men had for restoring its tried-and-true audience by supposedly casting Ashton Kutcher in place of Charlie "Tiger Blood" Sheen (see my musings on Kutcher's fine craft here). Gone like the brand-new pack of Bubblicious gum that fell under the vinyl seats of my maroon hurse. 


Gone, my pygmys.

But in place of that, I want to gift you with something I do on a startlingly regular basis, mostly at work. If someone calls me in an unpleasant mood (a.k.a. my grandmother) and I feel that they (my grandmother) need some time to calm down, I like to play this entire song for them. I feel that this song, (entitled "Mozart for Dogs",) gives any agitated and/or frazzled caller (a.k.a. my grandmother) a chance to take a moment and smell the roses and/or any interesting sections of grass and/or other dogs.

ENJOY!