You all wondered when this moment was coming.... The moment when I confess to you which blogs I OPENLY STALK.
I present to you the one and only....
(For clarification, that's Keanu surrounded by CATS. If you'd like to print this puppy out and hang it above the couch in your living room, you are more than welcome to do so.)
Certifiably Mental- With posts like "Chick-Fil-A Hates Jesus" and "Meth Hare", how can you go wrong?
a whole mess of things- I stalk the EVER-LOVING SHIT OUT OF THIS. Nuff said.
Down The Rabbit Hole- This is one of my newest and fondest discoveries with tips on how to annoy people at the gym, how to truly embrace World Water Day and even more. This is where I've learned how to interact with people.
Drone- If this blog told me to wander down a dark alley and distribute demo CD's of Rebecca Black's "Friday" to every street urchin I encounter, I MOST CERTAINLY WOULD.
The Absurd Hamlet- I never knew that coyotes hated Poison (the band, and perhaps the toxic substance as well) if it had not been for this blog. I am not ashamed to say that I would watch you sleep if I could.
The RudeBlog- A relatively new and breath-taking discovery! If you don't look at this blog and become addicted to it instantly, then you deserve to go on a HAYRIDE.
You Know Funny- This blog has helped me start my very own housecleaning business and has some truly insightful tips on how to start an unsuccessful blog. If you have a soul, you'll follow it. If you don't, then I suggest you turn down Rebecca Black's hit single "Friday" and get some fresh air.
Vlad's Principality- This is one of the first blogs I decided to commit to and it has been the best decision that I have ever made, second only to buying a box of Cher Farewell Tour t-shirts at the downtown Salvation Army, (now I never have to worry about being underdressed!) Absolutely terrific.
Balding Celebrities- This blog will forever hold a special place in my marble heart. The title says it all.
A Day Is Worth 100 Words- You know those blogs that go on and on about really lame things? This isn't one of them. I'm very proud to say that he follows me also, because he's basically the Homecoming King it-boy of our little Blogger world. And if you don't agree with me, you're just jealous because nobody asked you to the dance and you bought a great neon blue zebra print dress from DEB.
With this award comes very important instructions.
1) If you haven't checked out a blog on this list, YOU ARE NOW OBLIGATED TO. If you don't, you will be SWIFTLY HUNTED DOWN and you will be forced to give me any Cher Farewell Tour t-shirts you've been hoarding.
2) If you have received the great honor of knowing that I stalk you, this is perhaps the best event that will ever happen to you. Notice the fine craftsmanship of this prestigious award. Take a minute to stifle your uncontrollable sobs.
3) Print it out and carry it with you EVERYWHERE. That's all I ask. Don't do the "pay it forward" B.S. where you feel pressured into blurting out some half-hearted compliment about how good I am with the Paint program on my Dell. I KNOW THIS ALREADY.
I hope this changes your life in some gigantic way. Again, this is an extremely well-designed award.
Lucy
I have a stalker? Woot!! I'm coming up in the world! Shit...better post something I guess...
ReplyDeleteThe joke's on you, I'm already printing the t-Shirts for the Cher REINCARNATION Tour. You don't have one because they only exist in My MIND! You should see it since it's pretty awesome, it's a "onesy".
ReplyDeleteThank you for stalking me. I'll take that as a sign that my work is slightly more enjoyable than a hayride full of totino's pizza rolls set to rebecca blacks "frydey"
i have subscribed to one of your recommendations already. Perhaps I will find more. I need more people like you to make lists like this so that I can find blogs that I like instead of ones about cats and makeup.
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ReplyDeleteA true honor to receive. May your gullet always remain fueled by Totion's lava.
ReplyDeleteI have always lived by the motto "always the stalker, never the stalkee." But this has suddenly changed.
ReplyDeleteThank you for stalking me. In a hideous bridesmaid gown, right?
By the way, great list of blogs. I have devoured many of them already.
So you can stalk the person who stalks you? Touché.
ReplyDeleteWhat a refreshing change :0)
ReplyDelete..only the internet would reward stalkers with an award.
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